Cessey

A Cessey is a sweet tiny human. She is normally loud but can be very quiet. She looks Chinese but I swear she’s Mexican. Can be very insecure about herself but she’s a walking goddess. She always knows how to light the room with a bright smile and beautiful honey eyes. But don’t let all these things fool you about Cessey. She’s a devil in disguise

John Damn is that your girl Cessey

Antonio Which one
John The Chinese looking one
Antonio No that’s my because devil cessey

by It's me leafy April 9, 2019

Chessictionary

A dictionary of cheesy things to say.

My chessictionary is getting weak.

by lakkyme November 28, 2019

Class Boner

When your pecking bird gets to restless in the middle of a presentation and every one in the class sees it.

Look at him he just had a Class Boner it’s so tiny

by Xxxgodxxx9 November 8, 2019

Chessed

To be seriously tricked, cheated, out skilled or outwitted by a person in a devious manner, leaving you feeling really stupid and rather embarrassed.

Yo bro, so I've been droppin my girl off at night to the 24 hour gym but I've just found out... the bitch only goes inside to order a taxi to see next man!! She been fuckin chessin me this whole time!

Last week I went shopping with my girl to get creams and deodorant for her dying uncle, as she went to visit him in London... bro, tell me why I found used plane tickets to Amsterdam for the same weekend in her handbag? She fuckin chessed me!

by azzc February 28, 2020

classaflorp

A classroom for alien students. Usually rooms filled with plans for world domination and cats.

Oh no it's 1:15 I better run if I want to make it to my next classaflorp in time.

by Queen Onion March 19, 2020

Chess

The person who made the first chess board and pieces made the queen the most powerful piece on the board to make the game difficult, since people would lose interest in it quickly if anybody could do well at it the first time they played without trying.

The queen is the most powerful piece in chess because the queen can do things no other piece can do, the queen has always had more freedom than any any other chess piece. Think of what you could get done in chess if more pieces had the freedom to make as many different moves as the queen makes. Theres too many people that think life is exactly like chess or monopoly, that it's all a game for everybody.

by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020

Class of 2557

The year when people born in 2539 and 2540 were suppose to graduate but instead got enlisted to fight for humanity.

“Hey jimmy look, we are graduating next week!”

*2 days later*

Tommy says as Guns fire in the background, “Nevermind then. Unlucky to be Class of 2557.”

by N0T_ October 13, 2020