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Chinese Slant

A chronic condition, unbeknownst to many, whereby many women of Asian descent - particularly Chinese descent - have a 90° vaginal lip slant.
That is, the vaginal axis runs not from navel to taint, but rather from left to right.
L. has a really bad Chinese Slant. Her puss looks like a second moustached-mouth below the belt; but hey hole's a hole.
by anoninNYC December 9, 2008
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Chinese Rodeo

When a man is doin a girl in the pooper and just before he cums he spits on his partners back then when she turns around bust all over her face.
I was Fuckin my girlfriend today and i tried the chinese rodeo
by bumdriller August 22, 2009
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Chinese Pizza

Chinese Pizza comprises pizza dough + Chinese food + cheese and then baked as a traditional pizza.
Chinese Pizza generally does not have the Italian-style tomato sauce but instead has a brown Chinese sauce or a tangy/spicy Chinese sauce.
Some restaurants rely primarily on a hoison bbq sauce.
Man, I'm dying for some General Tso's Pizza or some Kung Pao Pizza; it is delicious.
Mongolian Beef with onions also makes an excellent Chinese Pizza.
by 2Legit2quit August 30, 2013
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Chinese Finger Trap

A form of handjob where the woman places her palm on the head of the penis, draping her fingers down over the shaft. The woman typically then lifts her hand while simultaneously bringing her fingers together. This is generally used in "fooling around" situations, or by inexperienced women who don't really get what feels good and what doesn't.
She started giving me a Chinese Finger Trap in the hot tub. I appreciated the effort, but seriously, what was that?
by RecoveringFratboy January 3, 2009
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Chinese Alarm Clock

To hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical Chinese phrases such as "Herro" or "Bangkok!"
He jumped out of bed after receiving a Chinese alarm clock and threw up.
by VakDarb February 22, 2011
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Chinese Fire Dragon

When 2 people are fucking each other and the guy goes on top of the girl and starts punching her nose until blood starts squirting out.
What'd you do last night, Kyle?

I gave Courtney a Chinese Fire Dragon. It felt so good.
by iliketurtles27 March 10, 2011
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Chinese Fire Twister

the act of setting a partners genitals on fire (mostly with fuels)

and twisting them until they scream out in pain
Ericka : What did you do last night??
Tracy: Well Tim was pissing me off so i gave him a chinese fire twister
Ericka:....
by Mike Oxiner September 27, 2009
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