Canada's History

when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves

guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.

by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sex act inflicted on the United States by Stephen Colbert.

"I got herpes exploring Canada's History."

by abaum February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act where a French man poops into the vagina of a Canadian woman.

In Germany, there a fetish magazines dedicated to Canada's History!

by n0divisi0n February 4, 2010

Canada's history

a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

It takes FOREVER to do Canada's history right. And you smell of syrup for days.

by mswyrr February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.

Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.

American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.

by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010

Canada's History

To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.

That giant redhead just got Canada's History'd by those dickbags.

by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010

Canada's History

To perform fellatio to a bag of dicks.

The angry customer implored the incompetent waitress to go Canada's History.

by abraxas22 February 4, 2010