Car wash 

Getting your penis sucked without movement or “Soaking with the mouth”

I’m feeling squeaky clean I got the best car wash last night

Car wash by Whale of a wash October 16, 2022

Car Metabolic Rate

The rate at which the car eats fuel.

The rate at which the car takes fuel is known as Car Metabolic Rate.

Car Metabolic Rate by TheRealGuest October 19, 2022

Car Swing

When you attempt to hit a kid with the evil intentions to kill him but instead hit his legs and or fingers with a swing.

person 1Dude be more careful you just hit a kid! You’re definitely a car swing
person 2muhaha
person 1Wait… you’re pure evil

Car Swing by Frostyweeny November 12, 2022

Car-Nibalisim

When a car eats a car:
You can often see car-nibalisim at car dumps

car: *eats car*
OH SHIT HE'S COMMITING CAR-NIBALISIM

Car-Nibalisim by Bk_UranicFox November 13, 2022

Car Fortnite 

NFS Unbound

A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf

OG: My boy, you wanna whip it on assetto corsa? I Know a good No assist/ No Hesi server with good physics, traffic and policing mods...

Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*

OG: ?

Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!

OG: Boy that's car fortnite

Car Fortnite by 30 YEAR OLD BOOMER November 22, 2022

Car crash

A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her

Omg my car came in a car crash omg

Car crash by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

Car princess 

When you brother is annoyed since he didn’t get to ride in a car so he gets annoyed

Kenald

Kieran is a car princess

Car princess by Kenald is bae February 9, 2023