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captain but luv

a perolius mate that wil make anyone who does not enjoy his company walk the plank

he goes by the code name of adam loveland and i heard he likes to molest baby pigs.
me:get away from me captain
i do not want to hear any of your pig raping stories
captain but luv:argggh matey then u shall walk the plank y'understand?
ME: you truly are a gay one captain you truly are
captain but luv: of course i am
by zed fusillo January 28, 2004
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capital gains

(FINANCE) the increase in wealth that goes to the owner of a financial asset when it increases in value. If you buy a share of stock, and the share increases in value, then you have capital gains whether you have sold it or not.

If you sell the stock at the higher price, you have made money on the transaction and have "realized capital gains." If you hang onto the asset in the hopes its value will increase even more, you have "unrealized capital gains."
For owners of stocks, wealth can come in the form of capital gains or dividends. For owners of gold, the only benefit comes from capital gains. This is why gold is usually not a good investment.
by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010
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Captain Capital

Anyone who capitalizes all of their words. Persons acting as a Captain Capital usually have above average grammar. They also tend to be attention whores on Youtube/and or other websites that have Up and Down voting.

It is not the same as captain caps lock because not every single letter is capitalized only the first.
1) Hi How Are You Today?
2) I Hide Under The Guise Of A Good Grammar, But I Actually Capitalize All of My Words.
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Guy 1: Hi Babe What Is Up?
Girl 1: Geeze Steve, why are you such a Captain Capital?
by iHumpMilfs February 23, 2013
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capital murder

Slang for the arbitrary and unconstitutional state sanctioned process otherwise known as the death penalty.
Judges in some states are ruling in favor of decency by ruling against the stockpiling of death row inmates often waiting for decades for their capital murder.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2019
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Captain Niggamerica

When Captain America becomes black
Captain America is black now? I guess we have to call him Captain Niggamerica!
by Finn0924 May 20, 2019
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cappin ass nigga

a person who lies all the time about the littlest thing.
as an example beau:

me : hey.. you still bringing the bread next door?

beau: yea walking out my door now !

(20 minutes later)

me: hey where you at?

beau: ohh my bad i forgot why i walked out the door and went back inside.

PRIME example of a “cappin ass nigga” !!!
by Emma 😋 October 21, 2019
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Cape Cod Girlfriend

The girl you have a summer fling with who lives next door to your parent's house in Cape Cod. Your Cape Cod girlfriend exudes versatility. She can tear up the tennis courts and be the best-looking girl at Red Lobster. Unlike the manic pixie dream girl, your Cape Cod girlfriend keeps things grounded, despite her (optionally) affluent background. She's the the best girlfriend in New England. Famous examples include Jane Gallagher, Joey Potter, and the subject of "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa" by Vampire Weekend.
"We ordered a bottle of red wine at the Red Lobster. She bought another one to take home, and we drank it on the beach. I love my Cape Cod Girlfriend."
by Not a Criminal March 28, 2020
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