Trading Butter

Using your middle finger to churn somebody's butthole and then immediately churning your own butthole with that same finger

"Where did they run off to?"
"Oh, they're probably trading butter in the attic again. "

by ButterTrader January 19, 2019

Butter Factory

When two people force their buttholes together after taking laxatives and then aggressively slosh their shits back and forth like some factory

It smells like a butter factory in here!

by ButterTrader January 31, 2019

Butter dish

If you are a harry styles stan looking up the meaning of this please go back to school the real world doesn’t revolve around sexual definitions on urban dictionary ✨

A butter dish appeared on a mysterious table on the beach

by stopitalready May 16, 2020

panic butter

extreme dairy product to be used as a self-defence weapon in life-threatening situations. thrown as projectile in assailant's direction, causing disorientation, confusion, and panic. minimal blast radius, but high shock value. comes in various strengths. side effects may include lubrication, nausea, development of an australian accent, and diarrhea.

also good on toast.

Gertrude: Oh my God! We're being robbed!

Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!

(hurls panic butter, then exit)

Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!

(stands around confused until arrested)

by hollystunjemma December 27, 2007

blood butter

Self explanitory...

...Blood-stained jizz.

Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.

by erectism January 11, 2008

Butter Monster

An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.

Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner from KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.

by mmitty March 25, 2009

butter-bod

Term given to a lady who shows off a beautiful, perfect face; but the body (or, bod) is a different story.

The word is butterface's cousin. See butterface.

Adam: "WOW! Check that bank teller out..."
(Bank teller stand up to grab a file)

Adam: "Oh darn, she's a butter-bod."
Jason: "Yo dude what's wrong with that? I like butter."
Adam: "No, no...everythings nice but-her-bod, so she's a butterbod."

Let's roll.

Moments later-

Jason: "...Duuude look at that find lady by the mustang, those gotta be Double D's!
(woman walks closer.)

Adam: "Aww no man. She's a butter-face."

by butter-boy August 4, 2009