baby butter

The kind of butter that makes a woman fat, in a pregnant sort of way, if it enters through vaginal intercourse. Ironically, this butter can be part of a fat free diet if consumed orally. The latter use is recommended for most women. Also commonly referred to as semen, jizz, love spit, etc.

Her: Rub some cocoa butter on my back, honey!

Him: I'd rather put some baby butter on your face, dear...

by -Matt Young, USMC January 2, 2008

peanut butter legs

Silky smooth and spreads easily

V has peanut butter legs

by Fanny Batter August 9, 2005

penis butter

The substance that you spread on the vagina toast.

mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!

by spann twin February 28, 2011

budster

A word meaning friend.

Hey budster, schwats up?

by Annester! July 29, 2009

butter dump

Inserting multiple sticks of butter into ones anus and letting it melt. Then shitting said butter onto popcorn which has been strategically placed on the other persons chest.

Wow, my butter dump was so nasty it smelled like a dead child... but at least the popcorn was tasty.

by kevinlittryder July 5, 2011

Monkey butter

Stephen Colbert says this is a Hollywood term for something sexual. Mentioned during his wrap up report of the 2003 Emmy Awards, where he apparently participated in an A-Lister orgy during an after party. It is implied to be gross.

Jon Stewart: I think they liked the 'fucking' story better.

Stephen Colbert: I don't blame them Jon. ...I don't blame them Jon. Everyone likes the monkey butter.

by shifty85 August 28, 2006

Butter It

The term "Butter It" can be used to replace any verb.

It is Traditionally used by people from the hick style background.

"John and Suzy-Q are hanging out later, what do you think they're going to be doing?"

"John said he wanted to Butter It."

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"We were in class, and instead of listening Matt and I just Buttered it the whole time."

by BUTTERITINTHE603 April 29, 2010