Short Bus

Retard, compromised intelligence

You have the intelligence of a short bus.

by FEDCBA May 30, 2008

BAT Bus

A "Breath Alcohol Test" bus they have here in Austin, Tx. They take you there if you have been pulled over for suspicion of DWI to blow in the machine.

"Man dude Johnny was swervin so they pulled him over and took his ass to the BAT bus. Hes fucked now".

by coomofo78681 March 16, 2009

D Bus

The coolest bus route on the block, thought to be magical

OMG! D BUS!!!! WAIT!!!!!!!

by FrotheyShizzle May 31, 2009

yuss bus

A bus full of teenage girls attracting the attention of young boys , prefably on a school trip.

Boy 1 : awww look at those girls!!

Boy 2: ALL ABOARD THE YUSS BUS!!!!

by yussbus12 November 2, 2011

short bus riders

2 mg yellow and rectangle zanax bars; causes "slowness"

Look how zooted he be lookin... you know he be on them short bus riders!

by natedogg51 May 3, 2014

cat driving a bus

A term that was born on AOTS- mostly Kevin, because Kevin is a genius. Also it basically means turning frantically from side to side. . . As if scratching like a cat would when said cat sees a plastic mouse, or a real one. It also helps if you meow.

Kevin stop yelling at the intern, you're like a cat driving a bus.

by xDJ RaV GirL September 25, 2010

rubbing against little boys on the bus

Something you should never, ever do. Seriously. Never.

Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.

There was once this guy, who I can't name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.

"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."

by Pimp-Master J May 17, 2006