Brandon Morgan

Coolest guy on the streets. He knows hes tough as dick, he also has a huge monster cock. Is great with sex any where. I recommend u get your self a Brandon Morgan it would be worth it

Girlfriend: "Whoa that is the best sex i have ever had."

Brandon Morgan: "Yeah i know. Its because i'm a Morgan....."

by unknown man LOL December 8, 2018

Autistic Brandon

A mentally challenged person called Brandon he may be cool or sexy but he also has Torretts

That boy is a Autistic Brandon

by Seatbelt Unbuckler November 5, 2018

Brandon valle

He’s a great guy and you won’t find anyone like him so cherish him. He is great in the bed room if you know what I mean. Oh by the way he fits in a magnum condom. If you haven’t found a brandon go find one

Hoe#1:damn have you seen that guy Brandon Valle

Hoe#2:omg yassss I need his kids

by Youze a lame June 9, 2018

Brandon Sanderson

An Asteroid.

Someone was actually enough of a nerd to name an asteroid Brandon Sanderson. Seriously. Look up "List of minor planets: 170001–171000" on Wikipedia. I'm so proud of this community

by anonymous May 23, 2022

brandon moreno

5'7 mexican dude with a granite chin and lethal submissions first ever mexican ufc champ Viva México cabrones

Brandon Moreno vs Deiveison Figueredo 1 is the best ever flyweight fight and one of the best fights of all time

by Gangstaman25 June 12, 2021

Brandon Calderon

he’s a guy that’s forever loyal to you no matter what, he’s the type of person to be there for you when you need him, a shoulder to cry on, etc. i personally love brandon calderon so very much. he’s really cute and is know to have the most day dreaming eyes. everyone needs a brandon

i love brandon calderon
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know

by Anonymous Person lolol May 31, 2023

Brandon Lee

When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."

Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"

by nastytown August 28, 2015