Blue birthday

A sad birthday lacking in thrills and fun .

Her heart gave a thousand beats as she shivered at the thought of having a blue birthday for the first time in her life.

The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.

Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.

That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be

by Beatrice London. September 19, 2021

Blue Coke

A drink found only in the woods late at night

Yo did you get some blue coke last night?

Nah bro I can't find any place.

by Blizzvnx July 28, 2021

Blue Tuba

During fellatio, your partner sucks on your meat until it bruises. Turning your “tuba” blue.

Damn dude she suck the soul outta me and now I gotta Blue Tuba.

by ScrubRJ September 4, 2021

The Chesapeake Blues

A bad case of the crabs

That skank had a bad case of the Chesapeake Blues

by SDrayden September 20, 2012

Blue Bagging

Holding a blue Forest Service bag below your asshole and taking a shit, usually done in the far depths of the wilderness to protect the environment and other adventurers' well-being. These are most common in snowy mountain environments where buried poop would become exposed again within a few weeks.

(National Forest Ranger): Thanks for signing into the climbing register! In case you haven't heard, there's no toilet on the mountain this year. Did you pick up some of our waste disposal bags?

(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...

(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.

(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.

by MountainClimber August 1, 2012

Blue Romney

The act of shoving a beer bottle up an individual's anus, base first.

Dude, I thought my girl was a freak but last night she proved it with a Blue Romney.

by R. Sauers September 3, 2012

Blue Archer

The Blue Archer, is a fairy tale story about an young peasant who hunted using a bow and arrow but was tricked by an evil witch. she killed him but the gods chose him to be a beacon of hope and determination. Now whenever a young girl feels depressed or suicidal, the Blue Archer comes down and defeats all her demons and sadness with a bow and arrow.

"the Blue Archer saved my soul!"
"The blue archer is the perfect bedtime story"
"have you ever heard of the Blue Archer?"

by Oliver2Arrow August 28, 2013