Dickheaded bastard

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.

"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"

by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021

Sad Bastard Music

a phrase in reference to the film "High Fidelity". Used to describe slow, morose songs, or songs with unabashed tenderness in the lyrics or vocal style.

Jack Black as Barry, "put on some old sad bastard music, see if i care" this was in reference to Belle and Sebastian. other examples of sad bastard music include Low, Roy Orbison, Neil Young, Elliot Smith, Tim Hardin, Smog, wilco, bonnie prince billy, etc.

by Zellonan April 21, 2009

bastage

Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.

You fargin' bastages!

by Sepo August 29, 2003

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

by wichita December 2, 2007

BlastphamousHD

A YouTuber that makes reaction and gaming videos as well as telling fucked stories. He also gives literally zero fucks

BlastphamousHD tells the most fucked stories on YouTube! BHDMaurice

by AgginSaggin July 13, 2016

Ol' Dirty Bastard

One of the late greats of hip-hop and the most vivid and memorable member of the Wu Tang Clan.

Rest in perfect peace, Ol' Dirty.

by bigtones November 13, 2004

Awkward Blastoise

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009