sea-biscuit

A sea-biscuit was when sailors in the early 1700's would find dead rats on the boats they sailed in, came in their chests and boiled them in the soup.

Unbeknownst to Katie she gobbled down a thick sea-biscuit.

by Travass~ November 10, 2008

soggy biscuit

a game people may play when a group of people masterbate and then ejaculate onto a biscuit the last who hasn't ejaculated must then eat the biscuit.

"oi lads you wanna play soggy biscuit"
"na last time i played i lost"

by eskimode December 27, 2007

risk it for the biscuit

Doing whatever necessary to get that pussy.

-How do I get her to have sex with me, man?
-You gotta risk it for the biscuit

by jlockoooo February 3, 2014

Butt Biscuit

1.a person who is a pain in the ass.
2.a person that is a biscuit in your butt

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU BUTT BISCUIT!!!!!!!!

by indian guy February 2, 2009

air biscuit

A fartthat is usually silent. Also can be called an SBD (silent-but-deadly) Not good for people in enclosed areas.

Eww, you just floated an air biscuit!

by Inquisitor911 February 14, 2005

soggy biscuit

a group of friends standing around a biscuit masturbating onto it. the last person to ejaculate on the buscuit has to eat it.

Hey guys, let's get trashed and play soggy biscuit!

by soggy biscuit eater November 25, 2010

biscuits the pig

coolest person to ever live not actually a pig but still

That Biscuits the pig is one fly ass mofo

by Biscuits the pig December 1, 2003