badger scratching

A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.

“I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”

by anonymous July 19, 2021

badgesil

Ointment One needs to put on right before they slap the badge on their chest when becoming a police officer or yearning to become one whether it be Street knowledge cop ci or what not it or911 coordinator

You talk to the cop so much you need slap some badgesil on

by Trailer park Jerry curl admini August 4, 2021

Badger

Bloke who proudly lowers to questionable standards with women after midnight m, tending to find himself with moles, toads and rats (like Wind in the Willows).

Badger doesn’t have standards after midnight

by Morty Pigdog October 29, 2021

Badger Wagon

A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.

"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."

by Positive Control October 30, 2021

Badgerise

To initiate someone into a badger clan, cult or sett

John: Did you see Lisa‘a been badgerised?

Alan: Oh yeah she’s part of that clan now, what’s it called?

John: Badger clan?

Alan: Oh yeah, that’s the badger!!?

by HarryC621 November 3, 2021

badgerise

To transform someone into a badger/become part of a badger clan.

Person One: "Hey, I'm here to be badgerised.
Person Two: "Sure, we can begin the badgerfication now."

by j2d28u November 3, 2021

Badger Expert

A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.

Examples:

Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)

Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)

Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)

For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert

I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law

by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021