Beer Potral

The invisible portal between your pub and your home late friday night after 15 pints of extra strength lager.

"Fuck knows how i got home last night, must have used the beer portal"

by Tony Hamill June 15, 2005

beer emergency

n. (bEER uh-mEr-jen-Cy) nicknamed emergency for the sole purpose of stealing your friends away from home to drink an 18-pack (or any large amount of beer) in thiry minutes. Then following this you return back to your previous activity.

"Yo bro we have a beer emergency and we need you immediately."

by Benny D November 8, 2005

beer plug

Plugging the mouth of a beer bottle when you are told to drink, making it seem like you are drinking, when you are actually being a pussy.

Joe is such a beer plug.

by JimWal September 5, 2008

non-alcoholic beer

Beer that is non-alcoholic.

Usually contains less than 0.5% abv. (alcohol by volume)

"I drink non-alcoholic beer because I'm allergic to alcohol."

by Non-Alcoholic Duff Man September 29, 2009

beer jacket

the lack of a need for a real jacket due to the warming effects of alcohol

dude are u not cold?? no ive got a beer jacket on!!

by Rossa O' Donovan January 28, 2009

Beer Gut

An impressive monument to an individual's overcoming of shallow goals of physical beauty. It is a large round sign of self confidence and the ability to shotgun a 24oz without giving it a second thought. It is proudly worn by people who would rather party with their friends than spend all available time in the gym in order to look better than said friends.

(Lance) Hey Jim, nice beer gut, I see you traded in that 6 pack for a keg

(Jim) Oh yeah, well while you were at the gym until 2AM last night I ran into your girlfriend at a party and she rode my chubby ass raw

by Alfredofettuccini August 30, 2009

bebe

A South Park Character and Wendys best freind

"No, thats okay Bebe, you migt trip and fall and then we'd all be sucked into your huge gaping vagina like ants into a vaccume cleaner"

by Beavis'Chick August 12, 2006