cold frosty on the beach

A variation of a blowjob on the rocks, the act of sucking on a man's testicles while simultaneously holding ice cubes in the mouth.

Wendy gave Dave Thomas a cold frosty on the beach.

by junkstuff July 25, 2011

Melbourne Beach, Florida

A quaint little hell hole full of stuck up people and ghetto people with the commonly found old person

Person 1: Oh you live in Melbourne Beach, Florida?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You must be a bitch

by Unknown Person 11 December 11, 2010

Myrtle Beach

The Shit-hole of South Carolina. Full of assholes and prostitutes. It smells of shit and Vodkatinis. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT go anywhere near this city. It will rub off on you and all your friends will disown you. You will also marry a woman named steve and get the "Hard Fucking" every night.

Kirk: How was Myrtle Beach?

Shaun: It was a shit-hole and smelled like Vodkatinis for some reason. And all of my friends stopped talking to me... Wasn't the best time ever.

Kirk: Sounds like it...

....

Steve: Shaun Sweety, come back to bed... I'm horny and want your sweet butthole.

Shaun: No. Not in the butt. No! Not in the butt! OH! YES! YES IN THE BUTT! YES IN THE BUTT! OH God! OH JEEZ! OH! OH! I'm Gonna Orgasm! Oh God! OH Jeez! OH GOD! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

by Threat Level Midight May 22, 2010

A Beach Girl

A beach girl is- a girl you can describe as being like a beach...like the beach this is a girl who will let just about anyone lay on her. she often smells like fish, is usailly full of crabs and at the end of the day you always wish you had put on my protection because of a new burning sensation...

i am pretty sure your new girlfriend is a beach girl...

by dcoatg17931793 December 24, 2010

Redondo Beach

A place filled with overpriced reality, watered down drinks and asshole cops. The only good part is the soft mattresses at the local jail.

Dude, you got arrested in Redondo Beach last night? Thank god for those comfy mattresses.

It could have been better, I could have been arrested in Palos Verdes.

by Parole Violator. June 17, 2011

Beach Nuts

What happens to guys after too many hours of fun in the sun.

I went for the frisbee, fell, and ended up with a vicious case of beach nuts.

by MikeH March 23, 2004

turtle beach

Gaming headset used by gaming pros. They're cool but too expensive. The only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.

I just bought a turtle beach x3!

-wow, what a waste of money.

by three1ohhh March 22, 2009