anal beads for the toe

anal beads for the toe

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by givemehead5 November 25, 2019

Barney's Beard

The Beard of a man named Barney. This beard is amazing to look at, to feel and to have.

I vote for Barney's Beard

by AmyMay January 7, 2008

king of spain's beard

A phrase used to refer to the female pubic hair.

"She had no knickers on and when the wind picked up you could see the king of Spain's beard!"

by Mike Oxarrd January 12, 2009

Anal bead

1.Tingz that you cram the fuck up your bumholey and yank ahht when your rubbing your sen off or, indeed jacking off.
2. An insult for someone that is acting unfavourably.

1.put dem beads in Margaret's crapper!
2.did you see lil' timmy today? He was being a right ANAL BEAD!

by Ye olde fuck stick December 12, 2013

Bead

Anyone who really pisses you off, or is just stupid in general
Also, anyone who smells like ass.
Anal Bead
anal beading
Anal Beads

(After Johnny spills his drink all over your lap)
Johnny, you're such a fuckin' bead!

by Bead Master February 23, 2005

bearded blood sausage

Another slang term for a male penis

Bitch suck my bearded blood sausage

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

Bearded Dragon

When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.

Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.

by Dragon Slayer 69 June 30, 2008