flaming burrito butt

the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.

My toilet smells of my flaming burrito butt

by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010

beefy cruch burrito

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

Wet burrito

When a man puts his penis inside a mensturating vagg hole, then pulls the bloody cock out and proceeds to put it in her mouth.

My girl was being a bitchy on her rag so I gave that slut a wet burrito.

by heretic555666 June 19, 2009

burrow

To take a loan from someone. Originated by the habit of digging deep in your pockets to take out money.

My I burrow five dollars?

by Brian February 19, 2005

newnan burrito

Wrap your cock in a tortilla and fill the tortilla with whatever a normal burrito would have (sour cream, cheese, maybe hot sauce) and then start having anal sex. Before you cum, you stick the newnan burrito in the woman's mouth, giving the taste of cock and burrito.

Mary kept asking me for mexican food last night, so i gave her a newnan burrito.

by MrNiceGuy0047 January 21, 2007

I dropped my burrito

Busting your ass so hard that a shoe comes off, usually in front of everyone.

A: So I'm walking out of Freebird's talking on my phone when I dropped my burrito in front of God and everyone.

B: Holy shit, are you alright?

A: I think I twisted my ankle or someshit.

by Philanthropist January 11, 2008

Plaxico Burress

the best WR in the NFL who s o bs at foxsports cant acknowledge, to freakin own someone in football

man i freakin plaxico burressed champ bailey

by Plicious17 December 1, 2006