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Twazzock bends

A sort of morning after sickness involving headaches, dizziness, projectile vommiting/diarrhoea, and a cold-sore or two; usually experienced after a lot of drink, some bad take-away food, and messy sex, most likely of a casual nature. Particulary with a person you wouldn't necessarily want your mates to see.
"Shit, Bro, you should've stopped me drinking those last two jugs of Export. I went and got some chips and a pie and while I was waiting I copped-off with a real minger from Shannon. Went back to her flat and had a real good sesh, know what I mean, yeh? Have I got the 'twazzock bends' now!"
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Gender Bender

That awkward moment when you don't know who they battin' fo.
"Is that tyrone?"
"Nah that's Tyrisha, he a gender bender now"
by Lil Biggie May 11, 2016
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Gender Bender

When you see a person and you can't tell if they are a girl or a boy
dude look at that gender bender over there... what do u think, boy or girl
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fender bender

could be some one whos gay, someone who cant drive or could also be for a tremo or wammy bar on a guitar, or just fender bendin could mean playin the all origonal blues style on on a strat.
fender bender, he i'm goin up to partaaay with the most beautiful thing on this god given earth the fender stratocaster,

he bender boy watch where you going, boi you cant drive fo shit
by bute October 10, 2005
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gender Bender

The only way to describe a gender bender is to look at barry shackelforf he is a gender bender.
by Bungholio October 21, 2004
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Fender Bender

taking "bumps" of cocaine off a guitar pick.
The baggie had a few grams of blow. Doug dipped the guitar pick into it and did a fender bender.
by Broham802280 December 27, 2007
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bender

A bender is someone who sucks at hockey and bends their ankles when they skate.
Joe got called a bender by his friend. He had no idea what that meant, so therefore hes a bender.
by Mike Hunt420 January 29, 2012
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