Awkward Swag

Like Swag, but Awkward, Totally a good thing.

Person A: Yo, did you see Quyhn-my the other day?
Person B: Yea, she totally has that Awkward Swag

by CaptainVonTrapp November 14, 2011

Awkward Barrier

A moment in any relationship where awkwardness is clearly present.

You can clearly see the awkwardness in conversations such as this below.

Guy: ._. I have no idea what to say.. We haven't broken the awkward barrier yet. And I'm totally gonna define "awkward barrier" right now :
Girl: Awesome. Do it.
Guy: I will.
Girl: Awesome. Lmao
Guy: It's awesome how you use the word "awesome" a lot..

by TheOppositeOfYou November 20, 2011

Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler

Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.

by HohefStalin December 26, 2011

Awkward snuggling

when both parties involved with snuggling are not comfortable and no one moves

Jack and Jill were doing some awkward snuggling but were so tired they didn't want to move

by wong tong soup December 30, 2011

Awkward Coma

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation

"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"

by Umbella December 27, 2011

Awkwardosity

Having awkward qualities while simultaneously having hip qualities.

Hipsters tend to have awkwardosity, though they would never, EVER admit it, and are certainly not the only ones.

by A-nonanonanona December 30, 2011

awkwardmophobia

The fear of awkward moments. People usually develop this as a result of a teacher or boss saying/doing something accidentally inappropriate, causing all observing students to be awkwardly scarred.

Often a vicious circle, as 'I think I have awkwardmophobia' usually leads to a long awkward silence among friends.

Teacher: I won't be here Tuesday, class. I have to drill some holes in my bedroom.
Dude 1: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Dude 2: Oh shit, think I peed my pants. Stupid awkwardmophobia.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 16, 2012