Austin

A kid that gets no bitches and believes the government controls his brain

Person 1: Hey who’s that? He’s talking to your sister.
Person 2: That’s that Austin motherfucker!

by Theunknownwaterbottle September 13, 2022

AUSTIN

has the smallest penis in existence.

Austin : two inches is average right?
person 1 :no?
Austin : oh.

by m1kel September 19, 2023

Austin

The dude who has 4 marriages lined up…

Austin Wow this man oh man busss

by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023

Austin

Only eats Mac and cheese

Yeah that’s Austin, he only eats Mac and cheese.

by RobertHillthe2nd May 13, 2025

Van-Austin

A short guy with absolutely no bitches.

I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

Austin

Austin’s are usually very tall and are very sexy they also know how to fight if you see a wild Austin do not make eye contact or they will pounce out side of them being to beat any one up they are very fine gentlemen who every one wants to be around but if you go to ones house don’t look in there basement

(Rober) I’m going to kill that guy “walks up to Austin” but Austin uses the world to stop time and punch a hole through his chest

Defenition 2
Murder attacks Austin
But Austin pulls out his katana and uses water breathing to kill him

by Bansky November 23, 2021

Austin

White boy, fien, friend.

Person: look it Austin
Austin: who’s vape am I hitting?

by Mr.Shoomboom March 29, 2023