APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.

Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

Algebra Ape

A racial slur referring to those who reside in the Far East aka the Oriental People.

"Yo Soome, speak English you f*cking algebra ape!"

by John Yang May 15, 2018

AP

Dette er en måde at sige at han/hun skal bare "holde sin kæft"
Også en måde at lege overlegen

Victor :"Mate er det ikke dig der er røv irriterende"
Overlegen: "ALdrig prøv , du ingenting Victor"
Så ap er betegnelse at man aldrig skal prøve

by Adam Hellstones January 24, 2017

Aping

Excessive aggressiveness with a shotgun to the point where they dont realize that they are running into danger. A good example of this is in Destiny 2 thevideo game, especially in the PvP modes. When you are standing with 2-3 team mates on a point in control and a shotgunner runs in and kills one person and is then torn apart by the team. They saw the opportunity for a kill and went for it without considering if they’d also be killed. Now if their target was alone, nbd, they are successful and keep rolling.

Panduh: "There's only one dude left."
Diffizzle: "I see him! I see him! Watch out he's aping! Got him."
Panduh: "GGs boys."

by Tylooo October 21, 2023

ap seminar

a college-level research class that may or may not prepare you for college. if you do well enough (score of 3 or higher) then you can do ap research which may or may not be hell

either way, do the work

teacher: hi welcome to ap seminar

student: what are we gonna do here

teacher: writing

student: nice

by skittishcatty November 6, 2022

Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in Bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food.

"Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary."
"Ashton park school (APS) mate.
"Bill don't do it he'll probably get bullied and they'll do nothing About it".

by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022

D AP

Abbreviation of Dick Appointment

You can’t sleep in my bed tonight, I have a D AP

by cmitty December 3, 2018