The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
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The Act of a man freezing a Turd then placing it inside the womans mouth before having sex with her.
During sex the turd heats up having a sloppy consistancy a lot like a wet dog. The womans mouth being the doghouse.
During sex the turd heats up having a sloppy consistancy a lot like a wet dog. The womans mouth being the doghouse.
Bro ive got a dog freezing in the freezer and its begging for a home. Shes gonna get a mean Alaskan Doghouse
by Mike lawry December 29, 2008
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by Omega45 May 30, 2016
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Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful
Paul: What Was It!?
Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.
Paul: What Was It!?
Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.
by D35 November 29, 2009
Get the Alaskan Mussy Mangler mug.When you put a large amount of shit in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once it is rock hard, you can use it as a condom!
by Romeizzzle March 24, 2009
Get the Alaskan Pipeline mug.having intercourse with a girl on a beach (preferred white sand) and you pull it out before climax and stick er right back in thur.
by majormagoo January 18, 2009
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