Arse Wank

An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.

Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!

by Poosymonster March 7, 2024

Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

arse rattled

Anal sex

Getting your arse rattled is a term for given or taking anal sex

by J197G April 19, 2018

Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019

Tit arseing

When your child is messing around they're tit arsing.

Stop tit arseing

by Tit arseing February 19, 2025

Arse-soul

A person who sits on her/his soul

An arse-soul cannot fart, for her / his soul will escape.

by Research_Joe March 29, 2023

cork arse

some one who is scared of scott on cod

i dont know how to add him think im gonna go full cork arse

by absolutelysweating May 12, 2021