by Johnny_gilb March 18, 2016
When the girl is lying on her front and the man 'blows his load' all over her then dives on her and swims like a turtle in his own jizz.
"Me and Linda did the leatherback turtle last night, took my forever to get the cum off my chest hair."
by The biologists' sex drive February 24, 2014
When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.
by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021
Having one's nose bent out of joint; jealous, especially over introduction of another member in the household,turtle sandbox-related plastic green molded child's sandbox made by Little Tike's.
by Sharon Burns June 10, 2007
A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle
by Pizzafart33 May 13, 2023
A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
by Pizzafart33 May 13, 2023
Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.
by herdingturtles June 06, 2015