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Squirreling

The art of managing to lick the asshole, whilst having the penis in the troat and the balls filling the cheeks. Mostly done to your boss by an eager colleague.
Ed is squirreling his way to the top!
by CharleiB0B0 September 6, 2021
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The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
by trickytower August 4, 2021
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Squirrels

Insane, completely nutts, one who has no grasp on reality or idea on what he/she or they is talking about.
Damn, this bitch squirrels asf. What is shorty talking about me cheating? I been in the house all day like a housewife doin her job, fuck is she on.
by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020
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Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
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Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.
After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.
by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018
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squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)
john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"
by penisparker_ October 2, 2022
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Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.
by IIT41II November 5, 2021
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