A narcissist that treats his girl like shit and everything revolves around him he is always right it's his way or no way and loves to get fucked in the ass
by Casandracastillo October 26, 2022
Get the Patrick futtermug. Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 26, 2024
Get the Patrick Bateman Wannabemug. by ItsEveryNightSis8402 December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. Patrick is a tall guy that most doesn’t like but he doesn’t give a fuck❗️And he is really fun to be around he can sometimes be mean but he always has reasons he is a Sagittarius and they are the best to ever do it
by Ojhhjnvv September 24, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.
by dirty leprechaun man November 30, 2019
Get the saint patricks daymug. by Dickchewer69 December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. i am a rich billionaire and a big time CEO and i owe all of this to schooling in St Patrick’s School
by Mark Minjoot August 22, 2021
Get the St Patrick’s Schoolmug.