Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023

brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

Brian

The meanest guy I've ever met... but i would make out with him on the daily if i could.

"I fucking hate you Brian." - says the person that probably thinks about them every night

by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots June 8, 2024

Brian

There's a good chance your name is actually Ryan.

Person 1: My name is Ryan.
Person 2: Did you say Brian?

by CancerousWeeaboo March 16, 2018

Brian Moon

A garden gnome of a man.

That was a cute Brian Moon in the garden!

by Luna Lea October 3, 2023

Leanna+Brian:)

The most adventurous couple, and loves to cuddle❤️ They help each other grow, and support each others desires:) The best couple alive. They are so cute and clingy:) and help build each other up<3💗

Brian Love’s Leanna to the moon 🌙 and Back.
leanna+brian:)

by Bigbootynutgobbler May 9, 2022

Brian

Brian is a nice guy who can be friends with anyone who is not annoying in any major manor. This is a usually homosexual man. He can make amazing jokes with random people. He is a very calm human being.

Hey Brian!
He is such a Brian!!!

by YA BOIII2468 June 14, 2018