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Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.
Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
by The worst person August 30, 2017
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yummy banana

When a girl is anally fucking a guy with a strap-on and secretly puts roofie suppositories when he isn't paying attention. When he is unconscious, she takes a knife and slits his penis from balls to head, splits the two halves open like a boat, fills it up with ice cream and whipped cream and starts sucking him off while sitting on his face.
Jessica: he cheated on you, you should totally give him a yummy banana

Eliza: fuck yeah the bitch
by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017
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Banana Sonnie

A dessert sandwich of toasted bread that's been coated in a mixture of melted butter and brown sugar, heated in a pan, and filled with chopped bananas.
"Want to come down for some banana sonnies later?"
"I bought some bananas, so we can make banana sonnies tonight"
by bananasonnies December 21, 2008
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saucy banana

The act of filling a banana peel with spaghetti sauce, freezing it over night and then penating your partner with it
Last night Jack have me the best saucy banana in my life.
by Dirtydonkeypunch666 July 15, 2016
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straight bananas

Have you heard the new Clips record? Its straight bananas
by BigBCOD December 2, 2022
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Banana Carpet

When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.
Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.
by Egua November 6, 2018
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Banana Jungleworm

a nickname for the famous Briana Jungwirth

it all started with fake boobs...
"Have you seen the new article about Banana Jungleworm?"
by stream wallss October 30, 2020
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