summer dad

Someone who’s in a adulterous relationship with another persons mom during the summer. In places such as a house, a car, dollar general, etc.

Summer dad works at dollar general. Logan’s mom is with summer dad.

by Dgm December 18, 2018

finnish summer

That time of the year when nobody really has any expectations for good weather.

Finnish summer is really great like in this passage from the Bible:

"Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”

by whoever I may be May 27, 2019

Summer Girls

A girl who may or may not be underage. Summer good to go, summer 2-10 years in county.

Guy1: damn dude look at them girls over there

Guy2: careful man they look like summer Girls

Guy1: you right might not work out so well

Guy2: just gotta be careful man, never know

by Gunbunnies4life June 19, 2022

Summer Coath

Summer is a fitty. All Summers are better than everyone else!!

Who is that real fitty there?
Summer Coath

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Summer

Austens fav ❤️

Summer is austens fav person in life ❤️

by Austoony November 17, 2022

Hot summer ass

Another way to say "swamp ass."

(A lot funnier because of its ambiguity. HOT summer ass *or* HOT SUMMER ass *or* hot SUMMER ASS.)

Amazon Reviewer
1.0 out of 5 stars
All lume lotions smell like ass
Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2021
Scent: Clean Tangerine

Lume smells like hot summer ass. Every last one of them. I don't understand how this helps anyone. If lume actually smells better than your own body odor, you need to see a Dr STAT!!!!!!!

by Leib Gershon September 23, 2021

Summer

Summer will eclipse everything your world is comprised of with a single smile. Her laugh is contagious and her eyes are completely disarming. Summer is down to earth and up in the clouds all at once. Watching her get lost in a story she’s describing and seeing her face light up when she talks about something she’s passionate about will become your favorite thing to do. Summer has depths you’ll want to drowned in, she’s multi-faceted, has many ambitions and pursues them fanatically with inspiring drive. Summer understands you, she sees right through you and loves you recklessly; embracing your imperfections. Summer is soft hearted, wildly emotional and feels everything with heightened intensity. She’s extremely competitive in sports and loves spontaneous wrestling matches way too much. Summer will leave you effortlessly enchanted. Summer is the season we all want to last forever & Summer is the girl we all want to stay with us forever.

“Hey summer, I did something to our calendar… there’s only 3 months on it now”

by Itsmeurfuture July 27, 2022