Michael

A silent, muscular man who adores his little sister. He ranges between 6-7 feet tall and goes all out for Halloween. He can usually be accompliced by his niece, Michelle. Whom finds the world a very odd place.

Hey Michael, what would you like for dinner?
Michael: ...
Thats ok Michael, i'll figure it out for you.

by michellenelson19 November 2, 2019

Michael

Michael is a school shooter

Oh god, Michael is reaching into his bag, we should run..

by Pluhbruhuhh November 6, 2019

Michael Starr

Original bassist for metal/"grunge" band Alice in Chains. Recorded on the albums Facelift and Dirt as well as the EP's We Die Young and SAP. Replaced by former Ozzy Osbourne bassist Mike Inez after Dirt.

Did you hear that Michael Starr bass line in Rooster? It was fucking awesome.

by Dugan March 14, 2005

Michael Williams

A person who is amazing in almost everyway possible. Someone who is being totally awesome is being a "Michael Williams"

Dude your such a Michael Williams

Wow your such a Michael Williams

Tim and Kendra fail at acting as a Michael Williams

by ImaRockerDude August 3, 2009

michael phelping

smoking marijana out of a bong than going into a pool and swimming laps

me and my boys are michael phelping at the pool party

by jnome2 July 6, 2010

michael palin

Amazing british comedian who is best known for being one of the main actors in Monty Python and for his travel documentaries. Super funny and also appeared on Saturday Night Live a few times.

Michael Palin was very funny in the television series Monty Python's Flying Circus.

by proud-to-bagpipe March 21, 2012

Michael Phelps

In 2008, became confirmed as a new species of fish. Will probably be best known for having won eight gold medals in a single Olympics, and at the time breaking the world record for seven of them.

I don't get it, I trained just as hard as him, why can't I ever swim faster than him?

Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.

by writ October 30, 2008