Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

Color Me Purple

When you want the conversation to have a nice bow tied at the end and you're not sure how to end it.

"I have a cool car"
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."

by bbwwoo June 9, 2024

Source: It came to me in a dream

When a person claims the source of their information was revealed in a dream.

Dumbfuck on Discord: "yo did u know we gonna die? source: it came to me in a dream"
Person on Discord: "wow, like i'd ever believe that!"

by iwascrazyonce June 10, 2024

Pick me dad

The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach

Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad

by BlueChameleon June 11, 2024

Hear Me Out

A way of saying that person is pretty/handsome

Guys, hear me out they are hot.

by triab June 12, 2024

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

by RF5C June 12, 2024

me

Pure icon of sex. Personally? I'm really hot. Probably the hottest person ever. And that's with a huge unbiased sample (of 1 (me)). Because I AM the hottest ever. btw

who's that sexy person in the mirror ???? oh yea its me 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

by bigbazzascott June 13, 2024