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shit me in the asshole

when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole
Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole
by frank420blazeit September 22, 2016
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Speed-o-Shit

The shit one takes while at school, so one does not have to walk in awkwardly after a 10 minute bathroom break. Usually includes grunts, splashes, and frantic pulling of the toilet paper off the roll. Trying to take a Speed-o-Shit does not work well if the shitter has constipation; but if one can pull it off with ideal conditions, it will seem as if the peed rather than pooped, judging by the time span between them leaving the room and coming back.
Will: Hey, Gerard, you're back from the restroom. That was quick!

Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.
by Titobanana September 15, 2013
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on some naked shit

A term invented by Korean-American philosopher Abraham Yoon. It essentially means you are quote “with the shits” or “down for whatever.” The term rose to popularity in early 2023, and has diffused contagiously since then.
Guy: “Yo, you tryna hang later on some naked shit
Girl: “Yea, that shit sounds a’ight.”
by robertjenkins March 21, 2023
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Smellin Dog Shit

A notion of something bad about to happen; an omen. n
'I think theres goin ta be a storm'
'Nah nigga you just smellin dog shit'
by crossoverpoint February 12, 2009
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Shit on your Dahl

Hindustani, Rajasthani and Punjabstani slang. To ensue you have ruined someones lively hood. A man would declare "How could you do this. I'll shit on your Dahl" and someone would reply "you shit on my Dahl"
A man would declare "How could you do this. I'll shit on your Dahl" and someone would reply "you shit on my Dahl"
by zitsnpits January 29, 2019
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Give a shit day

On November 17th, is National Give a Shit Day, where you have to give a shit about things in your every day life.
Brad: "you seem to be more nice than usual."

John: "Of course I am, it's National Give a Shit Day!"
by Jesterrran November 17, 2021
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My Shit Touching

It means your very hungry and it’s almost a feeling that your stomach is eating itself.
Charlie: I love to eat Chipotle.
Max: My shit touching I would go for some.
by Dontbeme3 January 22, 2022
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