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Apple-Cork Syndrome

Where a tuft of hair found near the back of the scalp sticks up, resembling an apple stem. This is most commonly caused by a double crown. While mostly being unwanted and unintentional, some style their hair this way for aesthetic reasons.
Look at Brian's hair, he's got Apple-Cork Syndrome.
by alius alibabwaus November 26, 2025
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Little Fart Syndrome

When you are an old fart that suffers from little man syndrome
Mark Evans is short and mean, I think he has little fart syndrome.
by Secgad December 2, 2025
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Ash Ketchum Syndrome

Gotta catch em all!

Hyper-fixation on diversity of things or experiences related to each other with perseverance in an illogical loop of infinite determination to execute a goal or dream that’s typically unrealistic or ego driven.

In other words….Focusing on one thing to the point of spiraling to one’s doom.
“Mark blew it with Liv because he suffered from Ash Ketchum syndrome.”

“Liv should have had a part-time job with all the hours she spent playing on Webkinz, too bad she suffered from Ash Ketchum syndrome.”

“Call me Ash Ketchum but I’ve tried all the tequilas at that bar, I wanna go somewhere else
by sound recollection December 2, 2025
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Aďo Baďo syndrome

When you ghost your friends after you get a girlfriend. This also includes a behaviour such as acting childlishly, glazing yourself and being easily offended.
You have such a Aďo Baďo syndrome, I cannot stand this behaviour!
by anonymous December 3, 2025
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Laundry Hepburn Syndrome

Laundry Hepburn Syndrome (LHS)

A psychological condition that happens in a laundromat, when the hypnotic spin of the washing machine can suddenly convince you that you are Audrey Hepburn
Katehrine: I went yesterday to the laundromat and I experienced the Hepburn Syndrome
Karen: The Katherine Hepburn Syndrome?
Katehrine: No, Karen, I mean the Laundry Hepburn Syndrome. For 30 minutes, I believed I was Holly Golightly!
by Love-fi December 8, 2025
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shrunk junk syndrome

A person who is abusing or overdosing on steroids.
Lil' bro over there has shrunk junk syndrome because he is roided up.
by anonymous December 11, 2025
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Matt G Syndrome

A rare and uncurable condition where one has a hot mom and a sister that is equally if not hotter than their mom, this person's friends also make endless jokes about the attractiveness of his mother and sister, while they themselves have a fluffy edger, and got pants-ed at a five below.
Person 1: " Yo bro why you so down on yourself lately"
Person2: "Idk bro I guess its cuz I just got diagnosed with Matt G Syndrome"
Person 1: "Ohh shit, I'm feel bad for your bro"
Person 2: "Thanks man"
Person 1: "One more thing tho"
Person 2: "What"
Person 1: "Your mom and sister are bad as shit"
Person 2: "Alright, fuck you"
by UrbanOffroading December 13, 2025
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