John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket

Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.

by 969-696 February 16, 2024

John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.

Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"

by 969-696 February 19, 2024

Go You Athletic Team

Short for GYAT, a saying that is used by coaches, teachers, and more to give motivation to a team playing a game, such as basketball.

Bob: "Hey coach, did you know that GYAT means "Go You Athletic Team"? You should tell that to the girls team playing basketball over there for motivation!"
Coach: "Alrighty!"
Coach: "GYAT! GYAT! GYAAAAAAATTTT!"

by CheeseWasHere February 23, 2024

let me teach you

some shit said by tesehki when she wanna fight someone

"whats up bitch put yo hands up let me teach you"

by Jazell March 6, 2024

Kumsons Electric Race Team

Kumsons Electric Race Team is the First and Only Electric ATV Race Team In The World. They Custom Build All there Race Machines with Full Electric Power Plants. In 2021 they Started Racing by Joining the ATV Triple Crown MX Race Series in Alberta, and have since joined Flat Track Racing Canada. Kumsons Electric Race Team has varous Championship Wins in MX and Hold the Youth ATV Provincal Championship for 2 yaers in a Row . They have 3 Racers Ready to Compete for the 2024 Season !

Kumsons Electric Race Team is going on its 4 Season of Racing in 2024 .

by Electric MX March 13, 2024

average yellow teammate

CS2 spesific term:
The person(aruagble) that rages and flames in chat all game. Prone to ragequitting and trolling.

don't act like average yellow teammate, you are better than this

by Mio the derp March 17, 2024

pasadise of sweet teats

the willy mcduff experience

kidnapper: want a pasadise of sweet teats?

kid 1: I LOVE PASADISES :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by rk092 March 20, 2024