She-me guy

A guy, usually a simp and/or someone who's in the friendzone, who uses sentences with "she" and "me" (e.g. "She's too good for me!") repetitively to usually complain, whine or sometimes boast (usually about their love life).

"You spoken to Ted, recently?" -- "Yeah, he's turned into a real she-me guy, lately."

by eemoo1o October 4, 2021

Buss me

The action of fist bumping a friend, a way to greet one’s comrades, also known as a fistbump

Buss me fam

by Bussme July 15, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Run Up On Me, rUn uUp oUn mUe, ruN uP oN mE<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Run Up On Me, rUn uUp oUn mUe, ruN uP oN mE<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Run Up On Me, rUn uUp oUn mUe, ruN uP oN mE<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 6, 2025

That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

dumpin’ me bumper

British slag meaning taking a shit

Person 1: what ye doin in der?
Person 2: I’m dumpin’ me bumper

by Ike_89 January 8, 2021

Everybody hates me because I am fat

I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!

You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3

by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023

run me everything on you

To rob someone, like a "show me your pockets".

X:"Hey lad, what's good?"
Y:"I am good, leave me alone please."
X:"Oh, i see you acting though, run me everything on you before i wet my man up!"

by RXRES August 30, 2022