bags n bitches

males and females

Hey y'all, we can get into the park cheaper if all y'all bags n bitches make an equal contribution to the kitty.

by Carl Kuyath August 21, 2008

Lookin-ass Bitch

The perfect phrase to use when you want to insult somebody, but you can't come up with a specific behaviour or physical characteristic of theirs to make fun of.

Dood #1 - Damn man...Caitlin never texts me back!
I've been blowin' her shit up for almost an hour now.

Dood #2 - I know , right? She never hits me back, either! She a lookin-ass bitch fo' sho'!

by I8ur3.14 April 26, 2019

pilsbury dough bitch

A busty pudgy lady who hasnt seen the sunny side of a beach in a long time, usually ginger they tend to be pre-occupied with their freckles evolving. Their skin has a pale sickly translucent quality like that of uncooked dough.

"where's pilsbury dough bitch?" "dunno dude, hiding in shadows as usual"

by paolo depanda October 20, 2009

Son of a Horny Bitch

A more extreme version of son of a bitch. Usually refers to subject's mother being a whore.

What are YOU lookin at, you son of a horny bitch!?!?

by HeWhoShallBeNamed July 24, 2010

Seattle "Trap" Bitch

A Seattle "Trap" Bitch is a woman originating from Seattle or surrounding areas that is above average in the beauty standards of Seattle; and is unfortunately single and in love with money.

Living in the city of Seattle (or the following cities: Bellevue, Redmond, Renton, Kirkland) she is often "Trapping" and doesn't have time to go out and meet "F@#kboi's", which leaves the men visiting Seattle (and the "F@#kbois") thinking that Seattle is full of "Basic bitches".

Visiting Friend: "Oh my...who is she?"
Seattle Friend: "Dude, I've never seen her before...she must be a Seattle "Trap" Bitch."

by LookdntU4eelStupid February 2, 2016

Snitches get no bitches

A more modern version of "Snitches get Stitches" indicating that people who snitch or tell on others to authorities will get no "bitches" as in a female partner, and be single for all eternity.

Snitch: "I saw Jeremiah do it. he murdered the pope"
Jeremiah: "Watch it, snitches get no bitches"

by DrBlock February 12, 2022

captain fuck a bitch

A senior that has had many sexual adventures with women in his Fj Cruiser. Most people tend to avoid sitting in the back seat do to certain "stains" on the seats. This person does not have sex with just one group of girls but a wide variety. Must have an overall sex count of 51 to qualify. Fat, ugly, or freshmen do not count.

I saw Captain fuck a bitch on rocky hill last night with another bitch!

by The Captain06 May 3, 2014