Well!

The way old people admit that they're wrong. Or I guess it's what they say when they don't want to admit they're wrong. Just imagine a grandma with her hands on her hips and an angry frown on her face because you outsmarted her, and that's essentially what this word means.

Beccatina: "Actually grandma, it's pronounced 'ayva,' not 'awvahgheuregh'

Grandma: "Well!"

by Regina4047 November 8, 2023

shit-well

It is used when a person online or in-person says something stupid and/or idiotic and creates a chain of people hating on the original commenter for their terrible comment. Most of the times the original commenter deletes their comment due to the hate. (Shit-well refers to a 'water-well' (the comments) getting infested with shit comments.

YouTube video: "Tips and Tricks on how to Speed up Game Performance"
Commenter: "You said this would help me?!?! My intel i2 still doesn't work at GTA V!!!"
Replies to commenter: "Geez, maybe upgrade you're CPU?"

"Do you even have a GPU?!?!"

"Did this person graduate high school?"

"Thanks 'commenter' for creating a shit-well...

by Metalikz June 30, 2021

Filthy Well

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.

Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.

by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011

Well

And you know damn well that claims about my identity can be substantiated in a way that the claims about a transgender's identity can not.

Hym "You know damn well that with access to the right information I can substantiate any claim I've made about identity. According to Megyn you have (on some level) substantiated them yourself. And the difference between what I did and what you're doing is that I did it un-ironically. I un-ironically did exactly what you said, it didn't work for shit in practice, but it was wildly successful in theory. And NOW, you are trying to you're trying to deny me the outcome the success of the theory would grant so that I have no choice but accept the outcome your bullshit would grant in practical application. Which is nothing because it doesn't work outside of the theory unless you're content being a mediocre slave who does all of the work while women fuck cripples instead of you."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

well quit it!

Infamous quote by Tourettes Guy when his son just fell down the stairs.

Can be also used in a very dramatic situation.

Original:

Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Guy: Your son just fell down the stairs!
Tourettes Guy: Well quit it!

In a dramatic situation:

Guy 1: *screams*
Dick: What the fuck's all that screaming shit?
Guy 2: Dick, your friend just cut his dick off!!!
Dick: Well quit it!!!

by Lil remains gon make a stang August 5, 2021

Well, it does and it does

You were told never to say it

Hym "Well, it does and it doesn't... Like me, over the course of your entire life you were told never to say it..."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Well

a water spring or fountain.

The villagers relied on the community well for their daily drinking water.

by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024