Proper Wank

Adelaide Strikers batting lineup

A slang word for Adelaide Strikers, “oh thats proper wank”
Definition 1. Jake Weatherald, Alex Carey, Phil Salt, Travis Head, Rashid Khan, Matt Short

by NAUGHTY NONCE February 1, 2020

AMPM wank

when you start to masturbate in the early hours of the day and ejaculate in the second part of the day. Also vice versa.

i started to get off at 11:50pm and i finished at 12:31am... a truly magnificent AMPM wank

by Monopoly mayfair clickbait April 12, 2017

wank arm

Noun- A sport in which you play that gives you serious arm pain the next morning.

John: Wow, I have really bad wank arm from yesterday...
Alex: What were you playing?
John: Tennis.

by Intense Arm-wanker August 3, 2013

ski wank

When a female is in between two males and is masterbating both at the same time.

John and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. She tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. Aka ski wank

by John David Thompson September 12, 2013

s2f wank

"Start to finish" wank - when you wank quickly without stopping - from flaccid right up to ejaculation

Just had an s2f wank - didn't even pause for breath

by Jared Pollock November 29, 2011

Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself

Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!

by henryhill1223 January 20, 2012

strategic wanking

the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion

strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over

by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011