Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child

Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child

by Horny torny March 27, 2019

Uncle sexy

Imagine a dilf, but someone you would never want to hookup with. That’s an uncle sexy. He is cute and attractive but too innocent to ever want to do anything with. Uncle sexy could also be an inanimate object such as a drink that in theory tastes good but you would never actually order in any sense ever.

“Wow! He was so cute but I just couldn’t fathom having sex with him. That would be weird. He’s too perfect to corrupt aka he’s uncle sexy”

by Transferbaddie May 31, 2022

uncle harry

The best uncle to shit talk with and or too as a man with the skills to add meaning to the real situations a young man may encounter

Uncle Harry ; ya prick get up its whiskey pete. Wtf its only four oclock , i need a ride !

by wiskeypete October 21, 2015

Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019

Uncle Terrence

An instance where sperm does not emit from the penis during ejaculation due to a large kidney stone stuck in the urinary tract.

Taylor: Did you finish on me?
Brett: No, fuck! I think I had an Uncle Terrence!

by Winser the Penguin August 18, 2017

UNCLE DON

black person who supports Trump despite obvious signs of racism

this uncle don made a little money and now he's supporting trump like he's rich.

by dreamer awoken September 13, 2020

Trap Uncle

Relative of a trap queen, provides fun ideas and participates but also supervises

Julia is such a trap uncle- she always comes out to have a good time, but won't let me take 27 shots of tequila in under an hour

by TheOneWhoDoesTheTh1ngz July 24, 2015