A derogatory term used to describe a female you suspect of having a gigantic vaginal area. One that may be measured in acreage rather than square inches. This vaganal area is most likely covered in a 1960's type hairdo and is usually not kept up all that well.
Michelle Obama is a Moose Twat.
by jinkle5man October 07, 2011
(noun) 1. Razor burn directly affecting the twat.
2. Literal burns of the vagina and surrounding area, typically as a result of attempted hair removal by way of fire.
(verb) - To burn someone in the vagina and/or surrounding area.
2. Literal burns of the vagina and surrounding area, typically as a result of attempted hair removal by way of fire.
(verb) - To burn someone in the vagina and/or surrounding area.
"Man, I tried burning off my vag hair last night and got some serious twat burn."
"God, you should see a doctor."
"Oh my god I hate that bitch Shannon - I hope she gets twat burned.
"God, you should see a doctor."
"Oh my god I hate that bitch Shannon - I hope she gets twat burned.
by Morrill Fo' Real December 07, 2008
by Godz7 February 04, 2009
when your bitch doesn't wash her twat and a tarter sauce substance forms and you take a fish stick to that pussy and have a buffet.
by Andres Martinez January 19, 2007
Derogatory expression for a lady's sanitary towel or tampon. Usually seen on 'that week' during each month on the bathroom windowsill.
Fred: "how did last night go wit dat bitch?"
Colin: "Alright, but when i went to the pisser, i saw
she had the twat naps out, so i leapt out the window and ran for my life.
Colin: "Alright, but when i went to the pisser, i saw
she had the twat naps out, so i leapt out the window and ran for my life.
by 'Mad' Davey C September 07, 2006
Any person who you meet for the first time and you find instantly disagreable is placed in your Twat Box along with all the other people who you have ever found offensive in the past.
by Robin W July 10, 2004
what your mom has
by rwetyertyerty October 24, 2008