pure tender

something you like or are fond of,more likely an object than a person.

That mcdonalds was pure tender.

by holsm01 December 25, 2003

tuna tender

a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!

jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!

as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!

tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!

by michael foolsley May 8, 2014

black thunder twins

Twin brothers in this case black who think they can run game but end up getting played simular to male thots

Girl look at them those are the black thunder twins peddling on their bikes.., gee i wonder what happened to tbeir car

by chevycarsntrucks October 14, 2015

grundel thunder

When you have a forward traveling fart, which travels up your grundel (gooch) and rattles your sack.

Oh man I just had a wicked grundel thunder.

by Goose and Maverick September 14, 2016

tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016

Crusty Thunder

A thicc girl with thunder thighs, and a crusty asshole that has a heavy stench of dry shit. The smell is much more potent when the girl has swamp ass and the sweat moisturizes the shit. Girls like this have poor hygiene, and typically don't shower in the morning.

Guy #1: Damn dude I fucked this chubby girl last night, but I couldn't finish cuz it was so hard to put my dick in and her asscrack smelled horrible!
Guy #2: Damn dude I can't believe you fucked a crusty thunder.

by Alanzo Package July 29, 2016

queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.

I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?

by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018