tom wanks

gay version of Tom Hanks

have u seen the film Philadelphia, its got Tom Wanks and Antonio Bumbandit in it.

by Marky boy May 2, 2006

tom cruise

synonym for stupid ass scientologist mother fucker; really gay actor who stared in top gun; synonym for gay

tom cruise is a cock monger
tom cruise come out of the closet
fuck you tom cruise

by Poopeater December 26, 2006

Tom Brady

See "champion". Quarterback of the New England Patriots. He's not the most talented player to ever play in the NFL, but he knows how to win.

3 Superbowl rings. Tom Brady already has 3 more rings than Peyton Manning will ever have.

by J_breeze August 23, 2006

Tom Catted

Whens someone takes a massive dump in a public restroom, then walks out without washing his hands.

"I was in stall #3 droppin one off then some guy ran into the stall next to me and blew it up. He wiped once then ran out without washing his hands. WTF i just got tom catted!

by TurdFerguson123 April 25, 2013

Major Tom

A masturbation technique where you squat before you finish and start hyperventilating. As you finish jump up like a rocket and breath out. This will cause you to enter a transcendental state where you feel like you are floating in space as you orgasm. If one will attempt this, ensure there is a soft place to land on.

My friend tried the Major Tom, and he says he will never be able to orgasm normally again.

by MySatellite June 30, 2019

Tom Cruise

Just plain super crazy

tom cruise is super crazy

by Kevin flet December 27, 2008

tom felton

the SEXIEST, HOTTEST,MOST AMAZING GUY ON EARTH. oh yea and di i mention he plays the famous draco malfoy in the harry potter series?

oh and he sings to in the sexiest accent you have ever heard check him out on Feltbeats!

friend- wow we have to go see harry potter again so we can stare at tom feltons sexy face

me-mmm oh yeah hes sooo HOT im gonna marry him someday ;)

by harrypotter413 July 28, 2011