hachet fairy

he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.

hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.

megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse

by weeweepoopoo August 24, 2011

Do you see fairies?

The question that you would use to ask someone is stupid and retarded.

Bro why’d you do that, Do you see fairies?

by Sneeze88 October 02, 2021

Slum Fairy

A slur for ghetto gays

That gay guy sitting on his stoop is a total slum fairy.

by Canadian Netflix June 08, 2023

Fairy Boy

a male, that is usually small or skinny, who is effeminate in nature and/or appearance, usually primping, preening, flexing and doing duck lips in front of the mirror saying shit like "hey pretty boy, you like what you see~?" before winking and doing a gay ass little fairy hop or twirl, then awkwardly shuffling out of the bathroom like nothing happened, but there is usually an old woman occasionally throwing awkward glances in his direction because she heard everything.

john: hey jacob, did you see logan yesterday? he's such a fairy boy!
jacob: yeah man, *chuckles* the way he fluttered his eyelashes at me, i think he wants me bro-
john: ayooo!!! give him james charles' number dude!

by prickstabber69420 July 23, 2024

mern fairy

sexy ass mama with the juiciest cheeks on the whole block. she'll give sloppy lick to any dog who gives her a bone. the only downside to this flawless specimen of middle aged mom is she fricks her own sons.

"bro, did you see that hot ass chick?"
"hell yeah, i clapped her, she's a real mern fairy.'

by hibblygibbly February 12, 2018

naked fairy

The girl, or woman, who runs around the property naked without thought or shame.

You should head out to Keith's place, the naked fairy is out today.

by fairywitch February 01, 2022

Rocko the Hair Fairy

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

by Batterednfried November 25, 2024