JOS-DOS

N. A fool proof hangover cure, especially after a long night of hard drinking. An acronym for Jack Off, Shower, Dry Off, Sleep.
I woke up feeling like a bag of smashed assholes so I decided the only cure was a good JOS-DOS.
by whiskey stealer August 15, 2011
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Doing A Matthew

To do something retarded, against all logic even though there is a much more logical way to do it
That guy is cleaning the floor with his white sock, he is Doing A Matthew
by NonstopPanda July 08, 2017
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bootie-do

When your stomach sticks out further than yo butt
Ayo man look at that girl!She got a bootie-do!
by Ericka December 15, 2003
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Doing a Josh

"Doing a Josh" is where a person is able to do something, but puts himself down about it, until he thinks he can't.
Sion: I can't make this awesome Pk jump luls.
Cal: Yes you can! stop doing a josh.

* attempts jump *


and Sion spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair. :D
by Jpazza August 05, 2008
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Doing a Jamie

Doing a Jamie is the act of getting wound up by a few 'scousers', a stoke twat and a man united fan here and there. Said person 'doing a jamie' will then leave the MSN conversation in an almighty mood; compared somewhat to that of a pre-menstrual female. Anybody who is 'doing a jamie' needs an apology or the world could end.
Chris says: screw you guys i'm going home!
Matt says: aww cmon chris stop doing a jamie on us
by Stoke City F.C November 10, 2008
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Doing the Sahai

A man above 30 who has sex with a female roomate at least 10 years younger while lusting after her mother.
Dude, Joe is doing the Sahai! He's boffing his roommate but he says her mother is what he visualizes.
by mindflayer February 29, 2008
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Doing a Gibby

Doing a Gibby

This refers to the process where an individual fails to take things as far as they possibly could. This may be for several reasons including: a fear of the unknown; a lack of willingness to commit and/or a shear lack of golf balls. Repeatedly doing a Gibby can often lead to ridicule from friends and those closest to you but they do this purely for your benefit and with no ulterior motive.

Can also be used to describe doing random or slightly camp actions , such as giving oddballs lifts, drinking appletiser and lsitening to alphabeat.

Colloquial expression used predominantly in the West Coast of Scotland, in particular North Ayrshire where this form of action is often prevaelent.

"He could have had her."
"Yup, he's doing a Gibby."
by DaCorr February 04, 2009
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