Teapot wank

An act of masturbation where the person sticks at least one finger up their ass whilst masturbating.

Robert- Why're you looking at that kettle in a weird way
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.

by Lancastrian Wolf November 19, 2013

wank arm

Noun- A sport in which you play that gives you serious arm pain the next morning.

John: Wow, I have really bad wank arm from yesterday...
Alex: What were you playing?
John: Tennis.

by Intense Arm-wanker July 05, 2013

AMPM wank

when you start to masturbate in the early hours of the day and ejaculate in the second part of the day. Also vice versa.

i started to get off at 11:50pm and i finished at 12:31am... a truly magnificent AMPM wank

by Monopoly mayfair clickbait April 12, 2017

Pish wank

Load of rubbish

Usually used as a respond to 'gen up'. E.g. I just saw a unicorn crapping rainbows, gen up! Nae mate that's pish wank

by Thehobbit February 14, 2015

wank scab

a wank scab is when you masturbate without lotion, and causes a scab of blood on your penis.

i masturbated so hard, i had a wank scab on my penis

by Elysium1234 January 30, 2014

Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself

Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!

by henryhill1223 January 06, 2012

wank tank

Alternate term for sport utility vehicle or SUV. Any large, ugly, innefficient, fuel guzzling vehicle. An urban "tank" driven by an urban "wank"!

I often choke on the fumes from wank tanks left running on the street while I'm walking around town.
Those Hummers are the ultimate wank tank.

by Simon Ham November 26, 2007