Usher The Table

Verb: in 8ball/pool - to place your inner thigh on the edge of the table in a slight thrusting/thirst trap motion to reach across for a wide shot, especially if going on the other side (for a closer/easier shot in thought) means using your non-dominant hand.

Person 1: Dude, that corner pocket 11 is so far, I can’t hit it.

Person 2: Bro, just usher the table

by gv_86 September 20, 2025

End table

A large butt that sticks out like a shelf from a woman then comes back to her thighs like an end table

That girl got an end table ass…ahhhh bites lip

by JaimeGrande December 1, 2025

Vietnamese Table Tennis

The act of backhanding someone in the balls during doggy style.

For an extra $20, my friend Curtis will throw in a game of Vietnamese Table Tennis.

by Flynurse December 25, 2025

television table

It’s a billiard table that is appealing in appearance and plays relatively easy. Pockets are forgiving making balls go in them easier. Which makes the game very watchable and suitable for television.

Unfortunately though television tables do not have the preference of gambling. Gamblers want a table that is far more difficult to play on so the real winner will triumph. As sometimes on a television table, the lesser player wins.

Do you want to play pool on the television table in the front? Or the ball banger table in the back?

by I know write five January 22, 2025

Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.

Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

Penguin Table

Penguin Table described when there is an awkward silence at a table.

"During the Thanksgiving feast with my family, it was a penguin table"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

gonna have my tray table up

to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.

"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up

by trainfan February 13, 2025