Square Guy

Being square or box-like in stature.

Hey there Square Guy!

by Jallawsome September 8, 2011

Losing your squareness

Losing your squareness means to kiss a boy or girl with tongue for the first time.

Example: I lost my squareness to Betty the other day. It was moist and squishy but I liked it.

Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?

Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.

by Lord_Bibblinngton April 1, 2021

square

1. a 4-sided quadrilateral with 2 pairs of parallel sides and 4 right angles.
2. slang for cigarette
3. a boring, uninteresting, or out-of-the-loop person or someone who is lame, not fun, or not interested in fun

Person 1: "I think we should go to the party on Friday."
Person 2: "Personally, I've been behind on my honework lately, I might stay to do that instead."
Person 1: "Come on, don't be a square!"

by jnd2008 February 12, 2025

Square

Caroline is a bitch. That’s a square.

Damn what a square.

by Ana Lbeads August 14, 2018

squared

Anything multiplied by anything
used to roast people back or avoid saying thing over and over again

Person 1: You stupid
Person 2: You’re stupid squared

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025

square bait

A little bitch who is afraid to try something or do something new

Stop being a little square bait!

by Khabibulan November 8, 2020

Square Bitch

A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.

Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches

by Man-bun January 1, 2025