- Why don’t we ask John to hang out?
—I don’t know man, he’s been much of a feedback-santa lately.
- Yeah you’re right, f*ck John
—I don’t know man, he’s been much of a feedback-santa lately.
- Yeah you’re right, f*ck John
by Sybmo May 30, 2018
Get the Feedback-santa mug.1. A physics lawbraker, home invader, stalker, reindeer enslaver, pedophile old man who wears red, white and black colors and lives in a low temperature place located at the north pole of the planet, called by the Terrans, Earth, whose commemorative date was given to him for committing serious crimes in relation to the physics and human rights, becoming the host of what was once the supposed birth of Jesus, in December 25th on the Christian Calendar. He gives gifts to all children, but only to those who celebrate Christmas, which is unfair, and he also lives surrounded by elves who create children's gifts, but receive no salary, being victims of slavery. It enters houses by its chimneys and, in a mysterious way, it enters apartments and houses that do not have chimneys, leaving gifts under the Christmas trees, for the good kids who haven't misbehaved for 364 or 365 in a row, from December 26th to December 24th of the next year. His myths are many and his origin unknown.
2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.
2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.
1. Santa Claus is coming to leave gifts because you behaved all year!
2. Santa Claus is not real.
3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!
2. Santa Claus is not real.
3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!
by Clear Gram December 29, 2020
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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
Get the Black Santa Claus mug.A man that breaks into your house spy’s on you and don’t get arrested plus he has a waist line bigger than 3 reindeer
dasher- oh no there’s Santadancer-umm Santa can you mabye lay off the cookiesSanta-shut up or I give you to a kidruldolph-PLEASE I’VE WANTED YOU TO SO THAT FOR 20 YEARS
by Weird dog lover08 December 19, 2018
Get the Santa mug.He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday
Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
by Hobo Santa June 16, 2019
Get the Hobo Santa mug.A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister
by Secret puma December 2, 2023
Get the Santa mug.When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.
Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!
by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019
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