sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm

Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

Goblin Wind

A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.

He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.

by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021

[goblin gootch]

a very scary private area on either a boy or girl

brittany's goblin Gootch was to scary for Peter Scateregia although he is a tool it was to unbarable for him

by Mark Rice jr. January 8, 2009

Goblin of the year award

An award handed out to the current years greatest goblin (chosen by the 5 democratically nominated wisest goblins) during the annual goblin festival, during said festival, multiple other goblin related activites are also usually participated in.

"Yo bro are you going to the goblin festival this year?" - Goblin 1
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2

by Gooblebob Wibber Moop the 4th February 19, 2024

A Goblin

Giving a goblin - is when you massage/rub someone’s anus with the knuckle of your thumb whilst snarling at them viciously.

Last night I gave Jenny a goblin and she loved it!

by BadHandsJeff February 15, 2020

Cheese Goblin

Someone who doesn't take rejection well & continues to make advances after being told no; a "nice guy";

I went on a date with John and when I told him I wasn't interested in going on a 2nd date, he texted me every day for a MONTH to see if we could reschedule. TOTAL Cheese Goblin.

by kool2bkind August 25, 2023

goblin cave server

Worst server ever to exist, the members hate each other. And they tend to bully NewComers without them typing a single letter. If you see someone inviting you there on discord, block them.

How goblin cave server conversations happen with newcomers:
New member: Hi!
Active member: kys

by freddey frezbar November 21, 2021