Pirate Fanny

Dull, tense, missionary sex with a parrot up one's arse.

Brenda asked me to re-fill the dishwasher last night. Pirate fanny soon sorted that out.

by Capgrid4 February 1, 2017

Nannies with Fannies

A elderly woman with female genitalia. Commonly found between the legs and housing some bats.

such famous characters of Nannies with fannies are;
Queen Elizabeth II,
Hitler,
Albert Einstein,

by misseur fanny August 27, 2011

Fanny curd

can be used as an offensive insult, just think about it... fanny curd.

"you're such a fanny curd!"

"Christ you've got alot of fanny curds"

by Stalfie October 8, 2009

fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden

"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

fanny sucker

you suck fannys fir a living xoxo

"you're a fanny sucker"

by yer maws fannyyy January 22, 2021

Fanny Saddler

A close friend who aids you in the pursuit of pulling a female on a night out.

Similar to a wingman, although Fanny Saddler is a gender neutral term.

A Fanny Saddle can aid in the pursuit of both straight and lesbian sexual relations, but only when attempting to pursue a female.

"Hey Col mate, could you be my Fanny Saddler tonight?"

"Course I can Babs, I'll saddle it, you ride it"

by Mr A. M. Stonewalls September 13, 2021

Fanny

Also known as a vegetable patch

Tastes like cake

Girl: how does my fanny taste ?

Boy: strawberry cheesecake

by S1boz June 23, 2020